Merely a flesh wound
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leg discomfort?
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“Alright, we’ll call it a draw.”
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Shut it down, boys. The Internet has already been won for the day.
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He should get a Major Award for that.
Parents, please check your child’s Halloween candy. I opened my son’s M&Ms and found a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run,
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The threat is real.
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That too cute
The genius is that you have an excuse to have beer in your hand constantly.
Like the days of the week ending in -y?
Just how I do it.
Classic.
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Winner.
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I just realized that I’m no longer separated from everyone’s demon spawn by a lockable gate or 8 stories. Gah! Had to buy Halloween candy. And a bowl.
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- Lock front door
- Turn off outside lights
- Ear plugs or noise-canceling headphones
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