Guardians @ Astros, July 8, 2025

2B for Dubie!

It’s not realistic to expect the team to win with a lineup like this.

They may yet win, but it’s not reasonable.

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Hopefully this guy will make me eat my shorts.

No problem with a walk to short here and bring up Trammel.

Short 3-0, 3-2 takes strike 3. Ratfarts!

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Jeebus, Short.

That’s a Golden Sombrero for you.

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Lol nope

Golden sombrero for Short.

Fucking hell Short…can’t be looking for a walk there. Gotta be ready to pull the trigger and battle .

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Is PeƱa going to be back before his contract expires or what’s the deal?

Hopefully he’s seeing the same doctor that attended to Tucker last year.

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Shitfuck. No idea why Short wasn’t trying to foul off some pitches there.

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That’s 14 strikeouts tonight. Over half of your at bats have ended without putting a ball in play.

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Strikes two and three to Short were EXACTLY the pitches I’d be looking for if I were up there, slap that shit into right and walk it off. I guess that’s why he’s a AAAA scrub and I’m an expert commentator on the internet.

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Fuck me I forgot all about the Manfred Man again, FML.

Ramirez IBB and promptly steals 2nd.

4 pitch walk to Santana.

Based juiced, one out

Really need a pop up or a K here.

At least the double play is still in effect. Fucking hell…