Ramirez, the one guy in that lineup who can beat you, with a 2-run home run on a 2-strike hanging changeup right down the fucking middle.
2-0 Guardians.
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So I’m in Midland and am streaming the game via DirecTV and am getting the Spanish audio
I am begging them, stop throwing to JRam. There is one guy in that lineup that can hurt you, don’t let him kill you
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Paredes with a lead off walk, Smith hits what should have been an RBI stand up triple, but Paredes ran out of gas halfway to 3B and stopped. Astros at 2B and 3B for Altuve
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Altuve with a sac fly
Paredes is the slowest grown man I’ve ever seen.
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Diaz doesn’t see a pitch anywhere close to being a strike and grounds out 5-3 on ball seven, the third straight 3-2 pitch that bounced
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Middle of the lineup stomps its collective dick. But the lead cut in half…2-1 Guardians after one
Turn on the game to watch a leadoff double by the No. 9 hitter. Fucking awesome.
Hunter just isn’t sharp tonight.
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And another double makes it 3-1. Brown does not look sharp tonight.
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He can’t seem to not throw it right down the middle.
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5-1. Brown is just getting clobbered.
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I suppose intentionally walking Ramirez that inning counts as progress.
Well, if you let him take 2B then give up a hit to the next guy, it’s the same result as another 2-run home run.
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Two on, one out for Altuve…who hits it 400ft to dead CF for an out. Rat farts.
Diaz hacking at pitches in League City, then takes strike three.
Good grief he’s had two of the worst at bats in league history
End of three…5-1 Guardians
And it’s 6-1.
God, what a nightmare.
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