Today’s version of the Zombie Astros, imo the funniest yet, will take on RHP Tanner Bibee:
3B Paredes
RF Smith
2B Altuve
C Diaz
1B Caratini
DH Hummel
LF Trammell
SS Short
CF Corona
P Gordon
When half the lineup are bordline major leaguers and you’re still 7 games up in the division somehow
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You show that lineup to any other fanbase and they maybe recognize two names.
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After the 1st 4 hitters, that has big Spring Training split squad vibes.
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I bet the Dodgers recognize a couple
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DH Hummel
Just writing that here because I may not ever have another opportunity.
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The discomfort reaper says hello.
If you would have showed me this future July lineup during Spring Training, I would have assumed the Astros season was circling the drain towards 100 losses.
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The Tribe’s lineup doesn’t look any better.
Astros on a heavy roll; Indians in free fall. Astros in big trouble in this series.
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Gordon with a clean first. BTW, I’d like to see Trammell get a hit tonight.
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Only 10 pitches for Gordon too.
The 6-9 hitters and SP don’t even have pictures for the starting lineups on the video board.
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Altuve has been lulling people to sleep all year with his arm. Now he breaks out the big gun to nail the runner at the plate.
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Gordon to Fry as he walks off the mound: “fuck you”
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And now the marketing “massage”!
This is chuck’s kind of game.
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Gordon takes a liner off the face. He’ll stay in the game.
Well shit
And all of the sudden it’s 4-0 Guardians