Guardians @ Astros, April 30, 2024

[Lefty]

At least there’s no way the dipfucks could call it a strike

[HudsonHawk]

And Jake caught looking

[Lefty]

Nice pitch. You should swing at it, Jake.

[HudsonHawk]

Altuve with a little flair to CF, Astros first hit. Singleton to 3B

[Col.SphinxDrummond]

Now would be an excellent time for Bregman to get off the homer schneid.

[HudsonHawk]

Bregman!!!

New ball game!

[HudsonHawk]

@Col.SphinxDrummond

Now would be an excellent time for Bregamn to get off the homer schneid.

I bow to your greatness.

[ArkyVaughan]

BREGGGGGYYYYY!!!

[Lefty]

Schneidered!!!

[Doyce7 (Doyce Kirkland)]

For the first time in 2024, Bregnant

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

Finally a Brexit!!! Nice of Alex to finally find his power stroke.

[MusicMan (Michael Shopoff)]

@Col.SphinxDrummond

Now would be an excellent time for Bregman to get off the homer schneid.

What else is in your crystal ball?

[Lefty]

Oh that was brilliant.

[HudsonHawk]

Yordan hobbling…

[Lefty]

Ask again later

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

@HudsonHawk

Yordan hobbling…

Rub some dirt on it.

[MusicMan (Michael Shopoff)]

This does not look good

[HudsonHawk]

@MusicMan

@Col.SphinxDrummond

Now would be an excellent time for Bregman to get off the homer schneid.

What else is in your crystal ball?

Tell me, tell, won’t you tell me, then tell me again…

[Col.SphinxDrummond]

@MusicMan

@Col.SphinxDrummond

Now would be an excellent time for Bregman to get off the homer schneid.

What else is in your crystal ball?

It was just a suggestion.

[HudsonHawk]

End of three…tied 3-3