Thunderpants in da house…
Who didn’t see that dick stomp coming?
Of course he did.
Pence with a pinch hit 3-run home run…bullpen gags on its collective cock…again.
6-5 ballgame
Pence still throws like a girl.
All those years in the big league and never did learn how to throw.
Doesn’t he have something weird with his shoulder because of some childhood injury?
I think his “rotary phone in a clothes dryer” throwing style is hereditary.
E6 by Correa extends the inning and puts the tying run in scoring position, go ahead run on base
A very portly older gentleman with a greasy helmet pinch hitting for the Giants…
He’s a year older than he was yesterday.
Scrubb works around the leadoff walk and error. Nice job staying focused.
6-5 Astros
Whoa, Giants. You must have been something before electricity.
He used to be with it…but then they changed what it was.
Did Blum forget who was winning?
So walk the 8 and 9 hitter with 2 outs. Brings up Altuve. Hey, let’s make the 3rd out at 3rd base. Brilliant!
Yep. Just said Altuve looking to tie this game up. The Astros lead, as Stubbs completes the dicktripping inning ending base running trifecta.
It’s still Spring Training for everybody, I guess.
WTF? Why steal 3rd with two outs?
That’s three out of the 8 innings the Astros got thrown out for the third out with RISP.