Straw with a hit!
I was briefly shocked as well. How are you not going around the horn?
ALTUVE OPPOSITE FIELD SIGHTING
The nut found the blind squirrel
Altuve got on top of that pitch and stayed with it instead of trying to pull it and popping up. Nice job.
WHAT YEAR IS IT?!
Well, that didnāt last long at all.
Fucking idiotic.
Is it just me or does it look like Reddick went up a pant size this offseason?
Heās definitely a trifle larger than last year.
All that GZ went to his head.
Iām going to be charitable and guess that Altuve isnāt getting much sleep with the new baby.
Thatās not a kangaroo court mistake, thatās a Code Red mistake.
Heās never been what youād describe as ādisciplinedā
Hey, they showed my cutout again. Last time someone was sitting next to me. Guess heās on a beer run.
Was that you with the green eyes and the bowtie?
I have green eyes, but no bow tie. Wearing a blue Astros golf shirt and cap.
I was actually referring to the gray cat, but it was pretty obscure.
I got it, but I thought of Neil
Missed that I guess. Iām a dog guy.
So the last two innings, the Astros made the third out with dipshit base running and RISP?