That catcher pop time graphic reminds me of something hysterical…dads who say their 15-year has a pop time of 1.7 or some shit. What? Back to the mound? Your kid throws 1.7 the same way Jose Altuve is 6’5”. In dreams.
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Fucking runs are better because they multiply.
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This guy behind the plate is a complete moron.
I’d kinda settle for some soft contact hits tonight
And there will be no consequences for his performance.
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Apparently the other comebacks were too easy and tonight they’re going to wait for the 9th inning.
The bats are all out of love.
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Oh, they’ll say he was 98% accurate because the “margin of error” is like 10 inches
It’s almost like he’s a Supreme Court justice.
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You have far more faith than me. They are making DeSclafani look like Cy Young.
Woo Diaz on 2nd
Diaz with a hustle single and gets to 2B on a hustle TE1
Dribble, error, and a blast?
Jake getting fucked now
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS AHEAD
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Clean living.
Did they rule that a double?
Jake hacking. Sigh
To the 9th…2-0 Giants
Of course, they will. It’s the umpiring version of funny math.
It can’t be a double