The offense has been putrid.
I think putrid is being too kind.
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I was gonna say, that’s being pretty generous.
Can’t get rolling until 9pm. But that’ll help on the upcoming trip.
Stanek in
Going to a guy who never paints the edges seems like a good strategy
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Another leadoff walk. Yay.
The chucklefuck behind home plate is el terrible, which is Spanish for the terrible. Therefore, you’ve been treated to what qualifies as a perfectly average MLB umpiring performance this evening.
I wonder if he is related to Ed and Steve Sabol.
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Crap, how many walks is that tonight? You get a walk, and you get a walk, and …
That’s six. So far.
Gotta to step away for a bit. Here’s hoping that the 'Stros late inning offense wakes up.
Zero for the Astros batters.
I always liked how they took “What Can You Do With a Drunken Sailor” and turned it into a majestic pugilistic anthem.
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Yeah, a walk requires you not hack at those pitches in the opposite batters box. So no.
Is Penis Wrinkle still wearing a pearl necklace?
::start geek:: I love that they are showing the real time wind and air movement graphics in the game. That is a tiny little example of the data that feeds into numerical weather processing algorithms. ::end geek::
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At the Stretch…2-0
I thought it was a neat graphic, too.
Ok, it’s time for Astros After Dark.