Altuve 2B
Paredes 3B
Yordan DH
Walker 1B
Diaz C
Pena SS
Smith RF
Dubon LF
Meyers CF
Blanco P
All told, those unis are fugly.
Just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong.
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Smith strikes out looking at three pitches. Only one was in the zone.
My god they are even more hideous than I previously imagined.
A decent hat might have saved the day.
The batting helmets are just awful.
A nice hat makes anything better. An ugly hat, however…
Strong disagree, I like both the hat and the helmets look sweet
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Bob Horner agrees with you.
Man, I fuckin’ hate Orbit. Is it against the law to murder whatever the fuck “they” are? Asking for a friend.
Who hurt you?
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Fuck, Chapman is good.
I don’t know whether peak Arenado or peak Chapman was better, but they’re both better than anyone else I’ve ever seen.
Fuck, Blanco
This would be an appropriate time for a pair of strike outs.
I hope they are paying attention to this NL style ball.
Blanco just killing himself on defense. First he throws behind an easily picked off runner, then he picks up a bunt spinning foul for a single.
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The only reason they are trailing is because of the SBs
This outfield is a plethora of wet noodles.
Well, that and our complete lack of offense.
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