Gerrit Cole had his 2nd shitty performance in a row tonight vs the Rays. As of this moment, his ERA is 3.91. 5ip, 8h, 4bb, 4er, 7k, 2hr
My fond but faint hope for him this year was a return to mediocrity. I want him to be ordinary, not injured.
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Yeah, I’d love for Cole to constantly wonder if he should have stayed in Houston, and for the Yankees to get burned by that contract.
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The money likely is all that matters to him, but I would love for him to realize he was great because he was an Astro.
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Wasn’t Cole’s ERA in the 4’s at the end of April last year?
He had a slow start.
It’s a whole lot of money, Jim.
How much does he need?
Less than he has.
I hope he has a happy and healthy life off the field.
I wish him health on the field.
That is all.
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I love that Yankees fans are turning on him already and saying Houston pitchers must cheat too.
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I hope Cole never wins another game and gets hammered for 9 runs in the first inning of every start. And that he gets mercilessly ridiculed by NYY fans and media.
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All of the above, plus I hope he steps on Legos when ever he gets up in the middle of the night.
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You’re a monster.
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Yes. Last April and May. ERA after the All-Star break was 1.79.
I wish others to feel my deepest pain.
I thought we weren’t wishing physical pain?
Physical pain is different than injury.
Life is pain, highness. Anyone telling you differently is selling something.
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To paraphrase, stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night is part of our shared human condition.
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I hope Cole trips overs rock, falls and gets tangled in a patch of poison ivy.