Man, Lux gagged that throw
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Ha.
The statue at 1st doesn’t have hops.
Those strikes didn’t dot so much as scrape the zone.
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Machete!!! Unhook that bass boat!!
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That’s the Achilles Heel of this Dodger team: They absolutely suck on defense.
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For a minute, I thought they had Gary Sanchez behind the plate.
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The full spectrum of Altuve production in this game.
Diaz!!!
OH LET’S VAUNT BABY
Diaz!
Aledmys!
Nice! Keep the line moving.
Díaz!!!
That’s quieted the crowd.
Kyle “Poker Face” Tucker
We’ll have to settle for a half vaunt
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Shit, this is 3 days worth of offense.
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I miss the old days when a vaunt was 4 or more runs.
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Good to see Diaz 1) playing and 2) still swinging the bat well.
So there’s a hose out there called the Flexzilla. It’s supposedly also kink-resistant, with swivel connections, but 1) they’re bright green, which Mrs. Hawk cannot stand, and 2) they’re right proud of themselves for the 100-ft variety.