Here’s my problem with vermouth…I don’t drink it fast enough. I buy the smallest bottles I can find, but invariably have to throw half of it out.
But El Presidente has entered the chat.
Dubin in
Huh. Never had that problem. I have you tried drinking more?
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Probitas daiquiri says prosit.
Dubin starts things off with a leadoff 4-pitch walk.
I’m going with Plantation 3 Star.
I’ll try anything.
And another walk. Yay.
Bunt popup for the first out. Nice play by Bregman.
Breggy with the hustle and the glove!!
Why the fuck would they try to bunt against a guy who can’t hit the ocean from the beach?
Ohtani with a shiftfuck single makes it 5-0
Have you tried Diplomático? Heard great things wrt daiquiris.
Diplomatico Planas is my usual go-to white rum. Just didn’t have any on hand.
Dojer broadcast just compared him to Babe Ruth, but better, because we have video proof of his greatness.
Middle of six…5-0
Let’s get El Presidente some runs!
Other than Ohtani’s monster blast, it’s been walks and doinks that have done the damage.
Chas with a leadoff blooper.