Let’s go, Blanco!
The bourbon is Bondstone, the cigar is Yaya. Blanco is my man tonight. He’s my pal, my homie, he’s my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy…
2-out HBP
Homemade lemonade, ice tea, and vodka…at least until the sun goes down
Middle of one, no score
Altuve draws a leadoff walk
Bregman pops up
Yordan pops up
Altuve caught stealing
End of one…no score
2-out walk to Hernandez
Blanco ain’t exactly pounding the extra large strike zone. I think he’s gone three balls to every hitter, other than the guy he hit.
Bloop double to RF by Biggio and Chas’s noodle arm throws a 19-hopper from 110 ft away as Hernandez scores easily. Biggio to 3B
Middle of two…1-0 Dodgers
Cabbage makes that throw. But he’s still Cabbage at every thing else.
Why the fuck is Chas playing CF with a lefty up?
Why the fuck is Chas playing RF. His arm is slightly better than Jake’s, slightly worse than your average 9-year old girl.
Anybody in the Majors not named McCormick or Meyers makes that throw.
Don’t disagree with you there. Might help if he wasn’t standing on the warning track in front of the bullpen to start off with
Diaz with a leadoff single.
He was playing “no doubles”. Unfortunately that means Hernandez scores from 1B on what should have been a single.