Dodgers @ Astros, 7/28

1st and 2nd, nobody out for Kike Hernandez. Here comes Strommy to kick Framber’s ass.

I’m not hard to find

There he is!

Hernandez takes ball 1, outside. Another center cut fastball ripped past Bregman in to left.

Runner holds at 3rd.

Bases juiced, no outs.

I think he might want to direct an ass chewing towards Texifornia, too.

And McTaggart

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Paredes is warming up in the Astro pen.

Smith takes a curve inside, ball 1. Framber has no control over his curveball at all currently. Curve lined to right Reddick charging, catches and fires it home on one hop, runner at 3rd didn’t even think about it.

1 out.

And that’s it for Framber.

Dusty out to say something incomprehensible and go to the bullpen.

Paredes coming in.

Reddick ! I bet Framber would like to forget the 5th inning.

It’s his own fucking fault. He was down 2-0 to everyone.

And Paredes promptly steps on his dick

Paredes on with the bases juiced and 1 out.

Betts takes a breaker up, 1-0. Fastball out, 2-0. Hey Paredes, we could’ve watched Framber throw wild bullshit. Lets go. Fastball in, didn’t miss by much. Fuck. Catches the top of the zone but called a ball, ball 4.

2-1 Astros

Nibbling nibbler.

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He’s going to have to groove one to get a strike call.

FuCK!!!

Bugger

Fuck!

Catch the fucking ball!!!

Bases still juiced with one out, Muncy takes a slider just inside, ball 1. That didn’t miss by much. Right down the middle, 1-1. Slider catches the zone, 1-2. Slapped to short, Astros are shifted and Bregman makes a poor throw home. Maldonado boxes it and everyone is safe.

2-2 game

Kiké wears his mustache well.