If Altuve goes to the plate without a bat, one run is in, and there’s one out.
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There’s a free strike on Bregman.
Three walks in the inning, and you never threaten. Awesome.
/resumes banging head on table
Just unbearably bad baseball.
What the fuck is going through Altuve’s head during that at bat?
I was hoping Bregman hit that off the very end of the bat.
“Don’t Fear the Reaper”?
“What is that song about anyway? Harvesting crops? OH! A SLIDER IN THE DIRT! SWING!”
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Thankfully, Chas got hit by that pitch in game 1, or this would likely be a sweep by AZ
“You know, it really did need more cowbell”
Nice job by Solomon
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Calling him up was a wise decision.
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Good grief, Siri
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Swung at ball 3 and looked at a fastball up and down the middle.
And then tied the fucking ballgame
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Tie game!
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He needed our encouragement
He told Hudson and I to shove it.
We provide only positive vibes
He hit the shit out of that. That ball exploded off his bat.
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