Crypto-schmipto

It’s an onomatopoeia for spitting on a phallus while performing fellatio.

If you are unaware, you are truly blessed and should keep it that way.

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Jimmy or Golden Corral Battalion?

I guess the obvious answer is “yes”

I guess I can understand the popularity.

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Well, I WAS unaware and blessed. But not anymore.

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This made me laugh out loud. The crypto stuff, who cares, people are idiots. But the THIRD? That’s crazy.

Also, it is absolutely incredible to me that in this group there were at least two people who had no idea about any of this. What in the world do you people do all day?

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Obligatory xkcd: xkcd: Ten Thousand.

Does it have to be Diet Coke though? I though it worked with regular Coke. Someone try it and let me know.

I don’t think this site skews that young.

Mentos will react with any carbonated drink, but diet sodas get the best reaction for reasons that are still up for serious scientific debate.

ETA: Obligatory Mythbusters

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Randall Monroe is 40 and xkcd is 19 years old. EVERYTHING is old now.

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Both pretty young, but I was referring to the person on the left in the comic.

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Three

I only heard of her. I just don’t have any interest in wasting time on social media celebrities. That shit is so far removed from what I seek in life, that the only reward in following up on the spitter chick would be guilt. The self-loathing would be overbearing.

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Oh, I was sure there were more, and I wasn’t trying to smoke anyone out. It was just one of those things that, in my world, at least, was completely and totally unavoidable. I didn’t go looking for it, I didn’t pursue it, it was just impossible not to have in front of you for a while there.

Just spit on that thang.

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three.

ETA: four.

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I watch a lot of YouTube, from cocktails to watches to hifi to umpiring. Apparently, there’s a whole nuther world out there.

This was mainly a twitter thing, twitter and its descendants, and I know you’re not a twitterer. I reckon them other folks what ain’t heard tell a the hawk tuah episode don’t twitter neither.

Y’all can still get in on the hawk tuah coin, though. I understand current prices are attractive.

It’s the Magic Number