College Football 2023

Where are my auspices?

That couldn’t have started worse.

Bullshit obvious facemask no-call then shitting the bed on both sides of the ball. What could go wrong?

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Losing your center?

He’s obviously down.

Ewers looks like he’s never seen a college defense before.

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ABC seriously needs to get their shit together

My truck got broken into this morning. Hows that for auspices?

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I just assumed it was cast of the game. Glad to hear it’s the broadcast and not just me.

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This game is nuts so far.

My last beer went down entirely too fast

Good ol ESPN. Who wants to see what the penalty was when we can listen to Chris Fowler bloviate about nothing for 20 seconds instead.

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They can’t even get the score ribbon onto the screen. What makes you think they’d describe a penalty?

(Herbie did say it was celebration pretty quickly)

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Right. I’d like to know what it was though. Because I fully expect it was something soft as fuck.

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Would you describe it as “mickey mouse” shit?

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I assume Ewers isn’t really this bad, so I’d like to see an in-depth explanation of what they’re doing that has him so confused.

Texas Oline is getting embarrassed so far is a big part of it. OU is in the backfield on almost every run and is getting to Ewers enough to give him happy feet.

The WRs don’t seem to be doing much to get open so far either.

Fortunately Texas DL doi g the same to them

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Missing tackles in the backfield this drive.