Cohen’s Mets

Watching them implode has been fun.

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Much like seeing whiny dojer fans cry, I derive much joy in seeing the steM implode.

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Meanwhile…

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1686580287138926592?s=20

Met’s bring in a reliever with the bases loaded in the 10th…who promptly balks in the winning run without throwing a pitch…against the Royals.

*chef’s kiss

Wonder if JV can engineer an NIL deal to remove all images of him in that uniform.

Cohen has the same energy I would have if I was a multibillionaire who bought my childhood team: I’d spend a fortune buying up my favorite toys, but somehow completely, utterly fuck it all up from day one.

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And put them all on ebay

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Yes, but I read recently that one of Cohen’s defining traits as an investor was ruthlessly cutting bait on bad investments. He’s showing the same here.

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