Businessfan’s Special
I shall be attending the game and will not retire early to go to bed. So if the Astros suck donkey balls, I will accept responsibility. My penance will be cheap booze and a $2 cigar tonight.
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2b Altuve
3b Bregman
LF Alvarez
SS Pena
DH Singleton
C Diaz
RF Cabbage
1b Abreu
CF Dubon
P Blanco
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I’m calling Cabbage’s 1st Astro homer and only 2 Ks today.
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Can we bet on that?
What happened to Bregman?
eta: Scratched due to hand discomfort from the HBP yesterday
We don’t have enough bandwidth for that discussion.
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Do we have enough bandwidth for a discussion about how much MLB umpires suck at calling balls and strikes? Asking for a friend.
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Which is utter bullshit. The challenge system needs to be implemented, ASAP.
Make that two runs that scored due to Carlson’s incompetence.
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37 pitches in 4 innings, Astros’ hitters? Make Mikolas work.
Yainer gets one back. 3-1 Bad guys.
Get that man a beer!
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Yahtzee dude
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1 HR and 1 K so far!
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What was wrong with 92 down the middle, Abreu?
Yer a wizard, 'arry.
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Would you mind predicting me a raise?
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2 out walk by Altuve in the 8th was the 3rd AB of the day that went more than 4 pitches, per the booth.
Sweet Barzilla shout out there, reminds me that I need to finally get to the celebrated work Combating Ignorance.