BJs @ Astros, April 2, 2024

Boo

Thatā€™s not the Bregman I wanted.

Mayza out,

Are you fucking kidding me, Bregman?

Lollygagging looming large.

I donā€™t like contract year Bregman any more than Iā€™ve liked previous versions.

Green in to face Yainerā€¦

Altuve picked off of 3B

Aces

To the 9thā€¦1-0 Astros

Good fucking grief

Not as large as that shit.

Altuveā€™s baserunning has been awful tonight.

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The fuck???

Hader in to try to close it out. Heā€™ll face the middle of the order: Guerrero, Bichette, and Turner

Kicked a show roller for the 3rd out, then said just wait for whatā€™s next.

Not a baserunning clinic. Or maybe it is.

An STD clinic.

Guerrero with a leadoff single

Mrs MM has taken to calling Bichette ā€œBoba Fettā€ and I canā€™t unhear it.

I assume Guerrero will take 2B here.

Bichetteā€¦0-2ā€¦foulā€¦foulā€¦foulā€¦grounds into 6-4-3 double play