BJs @ Astros, April 2, 2024

Boo

That’s not the Bregman I wanted.

Mayza out,

Are you fucking kidding me, Bregman?

Lollygagging looming large.

I don’t like contract year Bregman any more than I’ve liked previous versions.

Green in to face Yainer…

Altuve picked off of 3B

Aces

To the 9th…1-0 Astros

Good fucking grief

Not as large as that shit.

Altuve’s baserunning has been awful tonight.

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The fuck???

Hader in to try to close it out. He’ll face the middle of the order: Guerrero, Bichette, and Turner

Kicked a show roller for the 3rd out, then said just wait for what’s next.

Not a baserunning clinic. Or maybe it is.

An STD clinic.

Guerrero with a leadoff single

Mrs MM has taken to calling Bichette ā€œBoba Fettā€ and I can’t unhear it.

I assume Guerrero will take 2B here.

Bichette…0-2…foul…foul…foul…grounds into 6-4-3 double play