BJs @ Astros, April 2, 2024

[HudsonHawk]

Abreu flies out to deep LCF, Yainer stands and watches it. Boo

[HudsonHawk]

Chas walks

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

I love Blummer.

“Me being an ex-player, I will never say the words no hitter during a broadcast. You can say it though, TK.”

[HudsonHawk]

Peña gets a 3-1 meatball and GIDP

1-0 still

[AstrosFanInBigD]

Rat farts

[HudsonHawk]

Mrs Hawk went to bed about the third inning last night. When I told her about the no hitter today, I said it was rough because I’d been drinking and had to pee in the 5th. She said “you didn’t get up, did you?” Of course not…

[MusicMan (Michael Shopoff)]

My daughter yelled at my wife for saying “no-hitter” before realizing that it was over.

[MusicMan (Michael Shopoff)]

Nice to see Tuck get a good jump on the ball.

[HudsonHawk]

@MusicMan

My daughter yelled at my wife for saying “no-hitter” before realizing that it was over.

There’s still some sanity left in this world.

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

@HudsonHawk

Mrs Hawk went to bed about the third inning last night. When I told her about the no hitter today, I said it was rough because I’d been drinking and had to pee in the 5th. She said “you didn’t get up, did you?” Of course not…

My wife was in the other room the first eight innings while I watched in the living room. She comes out for the ninth inning, and I immediately tell her to leave the room. She asks why. I tell her to just go. Suffice it to say, I was in the doghouse the rest of the night because she thought I was just being rude.

I did explain to her after the game was over why I told her to leave the room and I couldn’t say the words “no hitter.”

[MusicMan (Michael Shopoff)]

My heart swelled three sizes when I saw she had posted the OD rosters on Instagram.

[HudsonHawk]

@DVauthrin

@HudsonHawk

Mrs Hawk went to bed about the third inning last night. When I told her about the no hitter today, I said it was rough because I’d been drinking and had to pee in the 5th. She said “you didn’t get up, did you?” Of course not…

My wife was in the other room the first eight innings while I watched in the living room. She comes out for the ninth inning and I immediately tell her to leave the room. She asks why. I tell her to just go. Suffice it to say, I was in the doghouse the rest of the night.

I’d live in the doghouse for nights like last night. Of course, my wife comes from a baseball background. She knows better.

[HudsonHawk]

Moving along…middle of six…1-0 Astros

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

@HudsonHawk

@DVauthrin

@HudsonHawk

Mrs Hawk went to bed about the third inning last night. When I told her about the no hitter today, I said it was rough because I’d been drinking and had to pee in the 5th. She said “you didn’t get up, did you?” Of course not…

My wife was in the other room the first eight innings while I watched in the living room. She comes out for the ninth inning and I immediately tell her to leave the room. She asks why. I tell her to just go. Suffice it to say, I was in the doghouse the rest of the night.

I’d live in the doghouse for nights like last night. Of course, my wife comes from a baseball background. She knows better.

I wouldn’t change a thing. I’ll live in the doghouse for a night if it means the Astros throw a no hitter. They don’t happen every day.

My wife likes baseball but doesn’t understand baseball superstitions or the finer points of the game.

[HudsonHawk]

@DVauthrin

@HudsonHawk

@DVauthrin

@HudsonHawk

Mrs Hawk went to bed about the third inning last night. When I told her about the no hitter today, I said it was rough because I’d been drinking and had to pee in the 5th. She said “you didn’t get up, did you?” Of course not…

My wife was in the other room the first eight innings while I watched in the living room. She comes out for the ninth inning and I immediately tell her to leave the room. She asks why. I tell her to just go. Suffice it to say, I was in the doghouse the rest of the night.

I’d live in the doghouse for nights like last night. Of course, my wife comes from a baseball background. She knows better.

I wouldn’t change a thing. I’ll live in the doghouse for a night if it means the Astros throw a no hitter. They don’t happen every day.

My wife likes baseball but doesn’t understand baseball superstitions or the finer points of the game.

I’ve been in the doghouse for a lot less.

[HudsonHawk]

Altuve draws a 1-out walk

[AstrosFanInBigD]

If your wife is mad at you, go buy a fishing rod.

She’ll still be mad but at least you’ll have a new rod.

[AstrosFanInBigD]

Ouch.

[HudsonHawk]

Tucker reaches on catcher’s interference.

[austro (Mark)]

@AstrosFanInBigD

Ouch.

That was no borderline “did he or didn’t he” interference.