Baseball Miscellany

The Banana’s play better baseball than that. Don’t disparage them that way.

Someone help the social media team with their geography.

Seems like that should improve our odds……
Just saying…

You may just be saying but it makes no sense. Neither TB in the West or us in the East would improve our odds.

You’re right.
I was reacting to the pics of Framber & Yordan.
It doesn’t make sense.

If Chewbacca lives in Endor, you must acquit.

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As my wife, an avid reader of the old Star Wars books, says “everone knows that in the real world Chewie is dead”. so there’s that.

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That’s not true!

That’s impossible!!

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unpossible

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What she said was true. From a certain point of view.

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@CodifyBaseball just posted this on Twitter:

American League OPS leaders (qualified hitters):
Shohei Ohtani, 1.083
Kyle Tucker, .904
Yandy Díaz, .901
Luis Robert Jr., .879
Masataka Yoshida, .868
Mike Trout, .862

Shouldn’t they subtract Shohei’s OPS against to include the full picture?

Jeez, the scum-slurping Dodger fans are giving Kelly big ovation as he enters the game. He is such a dick.

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News Flash: Dodger fans are fucking stupid.

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Mariners lose 4-3 to the Diamondbacks when Rodriguez strikes out with 1st and 3rd and 2 out. M’s were up 3-0 mid 4, but pissed it away.

Rangers down 4-0 heading in to the bottom of the 8th.

Because I’m a glutton for punishment, I’ll hook you guys up with PBP.

That sure is a handsome ballpark.

Can you do an Eshenfelder impression at the same time?

Sborz in to pitch for the Rangers.

Bogaerts down 1-2 slapped to 3rd, bobbled briefly by Jung but gets him by half a step at first. 1 out.

Cronenworth takes ball one down. swings through a breaker, 1-1. Way high. Check swing fouled down the 3b line, 2-2. Low, 3-2. Fouled off. Ball 3 inches below the zone called strike 3, 2 outs. Woof.

Campusano swings through a slider. Chommer to short, 6-3 gets him by a step and a half.

End 9, 4-0 Padres.

Darvish went 6 innings, 3 hits 9 Ks for the Padres tonight.

There is no reason to put up with incompetent ball and strike calling anymore.