Wow.
Jfc
Goodnight Irene.
Now THAT is stomping on your dick.
That is seriously embarrassing.
Sewald, the game 1 hero for Texas, comes thru again in the clincher.
Wellā¦ itās not like Arizona was going to score a run anyways.
Sure, why not.
Well, Sewald closed it out alright.
This is bullshit.
PAIN.
Nice call, blue.
Jesus.
How many games did Texas lose last year? I didnāt quite catch that.
Called 3rd strike ends it.
Mission accomplished, Arizona.
As much as I wanted them to lose, Texas was damn impressive.
Get to work, Astros.
Thinking about what the internet will be like for the next weekā¦ might just put my router in the microwave.
Let us never speak of this season again.
Arizona should change their mascot from a snake to a fucking backwards K. Jesus Christ what a pathetic showing.
This is gonna sting knowing the Astros couldāve bounced those south oklahoma fuckwits from the postseason, and now Iāll have to hear all my arlington mouth-breather buddies gloat.
Sumbitch.