And throwing him the dumbest pitch humanly possible.
Fucking Sewald. Fucking Diamondbacks. I don’t even care about this stupid series and I’m still fucking furious this morning.
Tommy Pham, you had one job.
Let’s see if the Diamondbacks can hold this 4-1 lead. I do like that they have tacked on a couple runs. Like Mark, I am disgusted they could have won both of these games against their best starters and left a bunch of sad Rangers fans in their wake, but Nooooo.
Looks good right now. Top of the order due up, I really hope to see Garcia standing sad-faced in the on-deck circle as the game ends.
Suck it, Arlington.
Frias is quite an adventure on the mound, but he finally got things done. A split for AZ is good, but it’s bittersweet knowing that it really could have been two wins.
That pickoff throw was hilarious.
They could be heading home up 2-0.
Fucking cheesedicks.
I will not celebrate an injury.
But karma’s a bitch.
Anyway, Rangers take a 2-1 series lead.
Thoughts and prayers
Scherzer and Garcia both done for the series.
And Rangers not missing a beat. Jump out all over the Snakes in the top of the second with three 2-out runs, that started by…you guessed it…a 2-out walk to the 8-hitter.
Lol…and it’s 5-0 because…Corey Seager…it’s imperative you hang a slider down the center of the plate.
The Rangers are gonna win the WS.
Seager is the obvious MVP.
He’s a fucking stud.
(Acceptance is the last stage, right?)
It sure appears that way. On both accounts. The DBacks just can’t avoid their own stupidity.
That’s the bitter pull for them.
They had game 1.
They got into the pen in the 5th in game 3 and managed a while entire run ETA while holding Texas to 3.
Now they’re vomiting all over the table at the wedding reception.
Easy double play ball?
No thanks let’s boot it.
They’re cooked.
And that pretty much wraps up the title for the Rangers. The DBacks had to win two games at home and crushed their pee pees twice now.
Mercy rule