And now Nick Kurtz batting…
Fucking, fuck, fuck, fuck.
If anyone would like to join me in some Wild Turkey so as to assuage this Houston Astros game, feel free to come over.
And this time in a pitch (97 mph fastball) up and in. I stand corrected Astro Mark. His success has nothing to do with us pitching him away!
Kurtz has many home runs as the Astros have hits.
A run!! A’s lose a pop fly in the lights and historians will credit Yainer Diaz with a massive RBI double.
Astros chasing twelve runs in the 9th.
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Yainer Diaz advances to the 3B on the pop fly to RF. Shay Whitcomb with a chance to drive him in and cut the deficit to eleven runs with two outs.
Narrator: he did not.
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Holy hell, I was in tape delay didn’t realize he was gonna get one more yet. Sucks to watch a game like this, but I guess at least I got to see a piece of history? Gonna have to turn the page to tomorrow. I guess I picked a bad time to bring my son into town tomorrow. Won’t make it in time till tomorrow’s game, but we’ll get to Sunday and Mondays. Will do our best to bring some good luck to the Astros when we come into town in the middle of the game tomorrow.
15-3 is your final score.
Ok, so I guess the Astros will be in the locker room pointing to the area on the doll where Nick Kurtz violated them.
To anyone who was still watching, I’ll gladly buy you a double of whatever you’re drinking for having to endure this inhumane beating tonight of a drunk in a back alley by the West Sacramento Athletics baseball team.
LAA does us a solid and knocks off SEA 3-2 in extras.
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