Carved
Walker hacks at the first pitch that almost hits his ankle…check swings at a pitch 8-inches off the plate…hacks at a pitch 12-inches off the plate in the dirt.
Holy fuck, Walker. I cannot imagine a worse approach.
Frankly, he ought to be an automatic 0-3 out.
Guy comes in, throws seven pitches, none of them within a foot of the plate. Yet Walker is up there hacking like a drunk Yainer Diaz.
Dude is the anti clutch.
Oh sure, I’m unreasonable for harshing on Walker all the time.
They’re taking our jerbs!
You’re unreasonable because you refuse to embrace the modern world of robot vacuums and food processors you can control with your phone.
Nice work for Sousa tonight.
Even my robot vacuum sucks less than Walker tonight.
Doval has thrown 13 pitches, one even close to a strike, but three outs.
Jesus fucking Christ. Combined speed of about 15 mph on all the contact that inning.
That was a weak fucking inning.
Last 2 balls in play really tested them.
Woof.
They’re gunna lose this extremely winnable game.
Bunting’s not all that easy, but damn that was not a good one
Abreu in
To the 9th…tied 2-2
Really looking forward to the Yanks walking this one off.
Sometimes it feels like the Astros will never score another run ever.