I’d advise nothing up and away
John Travolta felt the same way
Boy, those were great pitches by Maton.
Here I am, goin’ to Florida, my leg hurts, my butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts, and like that ain’t enough, I gotta pee all over myself.
Suck it, Josh
Pee all over yourself, Josh.
Wheeew…Maton. Nice!
Make up for that bullshit check swing call for Stanton earlier
Donaldson got fucked. Not many better people that could have happened to.
The Yankees enjoy a fine tradition of taking from other teams players I don’t really mind and then somehow turning them into players I hate and de-spise.
Sounds like Montero will close. I guess Pressly’s not available.
Alright, hold on to your butts.
Sorry, Donaldson’s been a dick for his whole career. Great 3B though.
Objection granted.
Martinez? Everyone else has pitched 2 days in a row. This is 3 for Montero.
Who was it that always referred to the PC Richard strikeout sound as a ‘cheesedick whistle’? It might’ve been knox.
No, I’m not tossing Martinez in to close against the Yankees.
Dusty reads Jim’s posts.
Might get his chance tomorrow.
Something…the expert last night…something tired arm something