Astros @ White Sox, June 18, 2024

It would probably last longer than Framber.

You’re getting fleeced.

2-0

Sox get a run on three walks and a bouncer to SS.

2-0 Sox.

I don’t think I could watch Framber pitch while I’m sober.

There is just no way you can pencil in wins as an Astros fan this year.
I don’t care if they are playing the Bad News Bears with the corpse of Walter Mathau pitching.

Astros on the corners, two outs for Meyers…who grounds into a FC on the first pitch

At the Stretch…2-0 Sox

I think Jake has had a couple of hits this month, why not go up hacking at the first pitch?

It’s amazing what happens when you pitch in and around the strike zone.

Right-hander we’ve never seen before? We’re doomed.

The drunk corpse of Walter Matthau.

Nobody’s seen before. It’s only his fifth career start.

To the 9th…Astros chasing a pair

Singleton is the last hope for… the fuck??

Ha, that’s ridiculous

Back to back 2-out singles from Singleton and Dubon.

That’s it for Cannon. Doesn’t get the CGSO, but is in line for his first career win.

Attaboy Dubon

Yeah you better go get this guy, the Astros are crushing baseballs all over the yard.

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And that’s that. Sox get two bloop singles and win 2-0

Fuck.

That may be the single most pathetic offensive performance I’ve ever seen in my lifetime.

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