It would probably last longer than Framber.
Youâre getting fleeced.
2-0
Sox get a run on three walks and a bouncer to SS.
2-0 Sox.
I donât think I could watch Framber pitch while Iâm sober.
There is just no way you can pencil in wins as an Astros fan this year.
I donât care if they are playing the Bad News Bears with the corpse of Walter Mathau pitching.
Astros on the corners, two outs for MeyersâŚwho grounds into a FC on the first pitch
At the StretchâŚ2-0 Sox
I think Jake has had a couple of hits this month, why not go up hacking at the first pitch?
Itâs amazing what happens when you pitch in and around the strike zone.
Right-hander weâve never seen before? Weâre doomed.
The drunk corpse of Walter Matthau.
Nobodyâs seen before. Itâs only his fifth career start.
To the 9thâŚAstros chasing a pair
Singleton is the last hope for⌠the fuck??
Ha, thatâs ridiculous
Back to back 2-out singles from Singleton and Dubon.
Thatâs it for Cannon. Doesnât get the CGSO, but is in line for his first career win.
Attaboy Dubon
Yeah you better go get this guy, the Astros are crushing baseballs all over the yard.
And thatâs that. Sox get two bloop singles and win 2-0
Fuck.
That may be the single most pathetic offensive performance Iâve ever seen in my lifetime.