Burrows touched up for a couple of dingers.
Middle of six…4-1 Twins
Oh good, afternoon baseball.
Oh, it’s the 2026 Astros.
Astros go down 4-1.
This thread pretty sums up the Astros’ 2026 season.
Almost. Nobody got injured in this one, that we know about
The 2026 Houston Astros: We’re Going to the House!
It’s incredible how absolutely terrible this team is.
I almost threw in a line about the lack of injuries being the only thing missing.
FIFY
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They have about 5 big league players
Walker, Altuve, Pena, Paredes, Correa, Yordan, Meyers, Brown, Abreu, Vazquez. That’s off of the top of my head. About half of them have missed significant time to injuries.
Burrows just can’t seem to keep the ball in the park.
He’d be a hell of a pitcher if you only had to get two outs in an inning
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Would have been nice if Vazquez had the nerve to challenge an obvious missed strike three that would have ended the inning before those two homers.
I’m going to Chicago this weekend to see this dumpster fire of a team play the sCrUBS.
Wish me luck it’s not an embarrassment of a series for the Houston nine…
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I’d wish the team luck, but they wouldn’t know what to do with it if they got it
They’d ask for an ABS appeal
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Denied