This game makes me wish I was sitting in a bar
in San Leon eating marmot tartar
and drinking gasoline.
that a son of bitch he stole my god damn car,
I can’t go home now I’m stuck in this bar
and I’m thinkin’ 'bout going clean.
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Jesus Fucking Christ, what a terrible one pitch at bat.
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That could have been less productive, but not much.
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Altuve gotta take a bag
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For all his recklessness, why not now?
Oh good.
Peña hurt himself.
Where’s the blowtorch?
Bregman needs to swing the fucking bat
Well, Bregman worked the walk but he stared at 2 very hittable pitches there
Or David Allan Coe.
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Henry Mancini.
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Baby Oyster Walk.
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Dangit
Damn. Deepest part of he park.
The one pitch he didn’t pull
So much for a run through the heart of the order
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I always liked Blue Oyster Cult. And I hated most classic rock bands from the 70’s.
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It’s all up to Dubon.
This may sound nuts, but Bregman walking there pisses me off. He has to try to drive that run in. He’s the fucking cleanup hitter.
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He didn’t appear to try.