Can we stay off our dicks tonight?
Altuve works a leadoff walk
Yordan pops up
Tucker flies out
Bregman strikes out looking.
Sigh.
So far so bad
Arrighetti gets his first strikeout!
Arrighetti gets his second strikeout!
He’s already exceeded the number of career outs as Henley has.
Arrighetti issues his first career 2-out walk. He’s an Astros starter already!
Popup ends it. No score after one
Diaz leads off the second with a walk
Peña grounds into FC
Chas grounds to 2B, second baseman goes to 2B and throws it into LF. Chas reaches and Peña to 3B on the TE4
Abreu , runners on the corners…grounds into 6-4-3 double play on the first pitch
My dick hurts already.
Abreu is DP old
The baseball gods are going to put runners on for Abreu everytime he comes up until he either turns it around or gets replaced.
1-out single to RF, as Spaghetti gives up his first hit
At least it looks like he can command the calzone.
Just limit the fucking base gnocchis
End of two…no score