Astros @ Royals, April 10, 2024

Can we stay off our dicks tonight?

Altuve works a leadoff walk

Yordan pops up

Tucker flies out

Bregman strikes out looking.


So far so bad

Arrighetti gets his first strikeout!

Arrighetti gets his second strikeout!

He’s already exceeded the number of career outs as Henley has.

Arrighetti issues his first career 2-out walk. He’s an Astros starter already!


Popup ends it. No score after one

Diaz leads off the second with a walk

Peña grounds into FC

Chas grounds to 2B, second baseman goes to 2B and throws it into LF. Chas reaches and Peña to 3B on the TE4

Abreu , runners on the corners…grounds into 6-4-3 double play on the first pitch

My dick hurts already.

Abreu is DP old

The baseball gods are going to put runners on for Abreu everytime he comes up until he either turns it around or gets replaced.


1-out single to RF, as Spaghetti gives up his first hit

At least it looks like he can command the calzone.


Just limit the fucking base gnocchis

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End of two…no score