WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK BREGMAN?!
Of course, not. Click needs to find a trade partner to add one or two guys to it.
Enoliās composure sucks.
Much like his performance.
Iām not sure what the Stros can do other than find another 4 relievers
And Bregman delivers an unexpected foot to the crotch.
Iād call this a comedy, except that you usually feel better after watching a comedy. So I think Iāll call it a tragedy.
B7:
Loweā¦full countā¦grounds to 3B, Bregman kicks it, Holt scores on the E5, Bregman then throws low, and Yuli canāt pick it, Trevino scores on the TE5ā¦Solak, caught rounding 2B and is out 3-5.
But the bullpen shits itself again, Bregman picks it up and rubs it on his nose.
8-4 Rangers
The bullpen is every bit as bad as we feared it would be during the offseason.
Theyāre going to need more than four.
IKF didnāt realize that. And either away, Holt had to wait on him. He couldnāt run up IKFās assā¦even if he wanted to.
"Itās camp! The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?ā
āOh yeah, like when a clown dies.ā ā Homer Simpson
T8:
Gurriel grounds out 6-3
T8:
Correa flies out F9
James Click is no Jeff Luhnow and Dusty Baker will never be AJ Hinch.
I will never get over MLB and Crane prematurely closing our window just so the fucking Dodgers and Yankees could be cleansed of their sins.
Itās depressing to watch.
What channel are the Astros on? All I can find is a replay of a Rangers game from 2013?

I will never get over MLB and Crane prematurely closing our window just so the fucking Dodgers and Yankees could be cleansed of their sins.
Donāt leave Boston out.
T8:
Tucker walks
T8:
McCormick strikes out swinging
8-4 Rangers
Iām done. Have to make dinner. Someone else can finish PBP, if you want.
Fucking awful. Both the O and D have been shit, but the bullpen⦠Fucking christ.
Wow, Altuve.
That was fucking pathetic.