Astros @ Rangers, May 22, 2021

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK BREGMAN?!

Of course, not. Click needs to find a trade partner to add one or two guys to it.

Enoli’s composure sucks.

Much like his performance.

I’m not sure what the Stros can do other than find another 4 relievers

And Bregman delivers an unexpected foot to the crotch.

I’d call this a comedy, except that you usually feel better after watching a comedy. So I think I’ll call it a tragedy.

B7:

Lowe…full count…grounds to 3B, Bregman kicks it, Holt scores on the E5, Bregman then throws low, and Yuli can’t pick it, Trevino scores on the TE5…Solak, caught rounding 2B and is out 3-5.

But the bullpen shits itself again, Bregman picks it up and rubs it on his nose.

8-4 Rangers

The bullpen is every bit as bad as we feared it would be during the offseason.

They’re going to need more than four.

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IKF didn’t realize that. And either away, Holt had to wait on him. He couldn’t run up IKF’s ass…even if he wanted to.

"It’s camp! The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?ā€

ā€œOh yeah, like when a clown dies.ā€ – Homer Simpson

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T8:

Gurriel grounds out 6-3

T8:

Correa flies out F9

James Click is no Jeff Luhnow and Dusty Baker will never be AJ Hinch.

I will never get over MLB and Crane prematurely closing our window just so the fucking Dodgers and Yankees could be cleansed of their sins.

It’s depressing to watch.

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What channel are the Astros on? All I can find is a replay of a Rangers game from 2013?

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Don’t leave Boston out.

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T8:

Tucker walks

T8:

McCormick strikes out swinging

8-4 Rangers

I’m done. Have to make dinner. Someone else can finish PBP, if you want.

Fucking awful. Both the O and D have been shit, but the bullpen… Fucking christ.

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Wow, Altuve.

That was fucking pathetic.