Astros @ Rangers, August 6, 2024

[HudsonHawk]

@WVASTRO

This was 100% on me. Movie night with my wife ended and I quickly went to check the game. As soon as I turned it on I see Framber on the mound with two outs in the ninth and I think “oh, this’ll be great! I get to at least catch one batter”. Before I even had a chance to piece together what was going on… bam!

Sonofabitch! I knew something was amiss.

[GWAT]

He’s actually better than Yordan. Unfortunately.

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

@chuck

I’m sorry to have to tell you that you are now on probation.

Super secret probation?

[Col.SphinxDrummond]

Not since Ryan Braun, have i hated someone so much.

[chuck (Triple Super Secret Pope)]

Double super not so secret probation.

[Col.SphinxDrummond]

@DVauthrin

@Col.SphinxDrummond

God damn I fucking hate Corey Seger so fucking much.

He’s the Rangers version of Yordan. You have to pitch him carefully, which isn’t easy.

Except Yordan isn’t a cocksucker.

[WVASTRO]

Three days enough?

[PuhlLemongello (J Mac)]

Len Dykstra here. He’s a fucking menace that one. Although Braun/Seager rank highly. And Jesse fucking Orosco… hate is too kind a word

[Astrojo]

Let’s win that stupid silver boot tomorrow for the 8th year in a row…I know just where we can put it!

[chuck (Triple Super Secret Pope)]

Well, we don’t know yet. We had everything calibrated just so and then WV dude, who apparently isn’t even in WV, he’s in CO, turns on the tv and all of our measurements go haywire. We’ve only just straightened out the whole ID dude in WA mess that we’ve been dealing with.

[Col.SphinxDrummond]

WVASTRO lives in Colorado?

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

@Col.SphinxDrummond

@DVauthrin

@Col.SphinxDrummond

God damn I fucking hate Corey Seger so fucking much.

He’s the Rangers version of Yordan. You have to pitch him carefully, which isn’t easy.

Except Yordan isn’t a cocksucker.

The Astros saved Yordan from that fate by acquiring him from the Dodgers before all their ways were ingrained in him.

[Bench]

@WVASTRO

This was 100% on me. Movie night with my wife ended and I quickly went to check the game. As soon as I turned it on I see Framber on the mound with two outs in the ninth and I think “oh, this’ll be great! I get to at least catch one batter”. Before I even had a chance to piece together what was going on… bam!

That better have been a good fucking movie and you owe Hudson at least three quotes.

[DJ.Drummond (Older but Improved)]

Top of the 5th, Lions leading the Mariners now 2-0

[DJ.Drummond (Older but Improved)]

3-0 now on a Perez single …

[chuck (Triple Super Secret Pope)]

He summers there, apparently.

And if you’ve ever had the good fortune to spend time in Colorado during the summer, you will be well aware that the outstanding weather makes every Coloradan clamor for good tuba.

[Col.SphinxDrummond]

I have spent time in the summer there and hope to again.

[chuck (Triple Super Secret Pope)]

Tell us about the tubas.

[Lefty]

Fernando Vina

Lenny Dykstra

Jim Edmonds

[Col.SphinxDrummond]

I don’t remember any tubas in Colorado but there is an Oom-Pa band here in town that has an amazing tuba player. Also I got to visit a bit last Saturday with Sumner Erickson (Roky’s little brother) who is also great tuba player.