Astros @ Rangers, August 6, 2024

Now Hader getting his nuts squeezed

Itā€™s a fucking game, relax.

Really glad he is still in place to get the win, he really earned it.

Wellā€¦tying run at the plate

That first ā€˜ballā€™ was a strike

Please, Hader. Pick up your boy, Framber.

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Do your job, Josh. You are paid to get saves.

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Ballgame! 4-2 Astros!

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Done. Astros win, Framber dominates, and Detroit leads Seattle 1-0 midway in the 4th.

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Meltdown Feels GIF

He did. But, heā€™s got to figure out this home run issue heā€™s having this season. Hitters are squaring him up more than they should.

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Should be safe to pee now. Your dedication and determination are appreciated.

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Would anyone like some good authentic frontier gibberish?

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Leftovers from lastnight, or are these fresh gibberish?

God damn I fucking hate Corey Seger so fucking much.

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Heā€™s boned us 2 nights in row. Ridiculous

This was 100% on me. Movie night with my wife ended and I quickly went to check the game. As soon as I turned it on I see Framber on the mound with two outs in the ninth and I think ā€œoh, thisā€™ll be great! I get to at least catch one batterā€. Before I even had a chance to piece together what was going onā€¦ bam!

Heā€™s the Rangers version of Yordan. You have to pitch him carefully, which isnā€™t easy.

Iā€™m sorry to have to tell you that you are now on probation.

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Authentic Fronter Gibberish

We need to stay positive, and laugh more.

For example, here is a Deep Thought from Jack Handy:

ā€œIt takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.ā€

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