Astros @ Padres, September 4, 2021

Tech overcomes a choregraphed dick-stomping review in the first quarter and getting pushed around like a lil’ bitch in the second quarter to beat UH 38-21. Tech scored 31 unanswered points in the second half.

Dinelson Lamet.

Another member of the unique appellation club.

Good ears, Machete.

Machete walks.

Maybe he can get stranded or doubled off.

Hey Siri…when was your first Major League at bat?

Welcome to the bigs Siri.

Here’s a pitch 3 inches outside for a strike.

Carved. Up.

My Siri seems to be frozen.

They must not throw curveballs in Sugarland.

It didn’t curve. Maybe that’s what fooled him.

Brantley walks.

A runner to 2B!!!

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Diaz didn’t execrable let the one travel.

Ok Chas.

Base hit will do some damage.

Would be nice to see Bregman drive in a pair here.

Bregman’s gotta hit first, don’t he?

Yep.

I jumped the gun.

Would be nice if Chas gets to hit.

Bregman better be looking to hit and drive in runs here. If he’s up there trying to work a walk, I’m gonna punch him in the scrotum.

Got one to hit.