I just donât understand why youâre throwing a curveball on 3-2 anyway when youâve gotten a strike a foot outside then a pitch Machado HATED right after that at the top on the outside corner. Throw another one up there a little off the plate and he probably comes out of his shoes and at best pops it up.
If MLB gave a shit, thereâd be two or seven articles today about what went wrong and how to improve things. But instead itâs just described as âa bizarre sceneâ by Altuve.
At some point, MLBâs new best friends are going to want things straightened out so that they donât have to pay out money unnecessarily. Thatâs when things will change, but I donât know if theyâll get better or worse.
Cut to presser with Manfred on crutches with a neck brace, black eye and an arm in a sling explaining that theyâll retroactively award a win to a team based on a heartfelt desire to get things right.