Astros @ Padres, Sept 3, 2021

Your dog been holding her piss for three days?

It wasn’t a race or anything.

You know damn well you can just tool around on a sit-upon. You don’t just strictly have to race them.

Since we have a lead, let’s call time out and go home.

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Halfway…3-1 Astros

Hey Panama, you are just as tiresome as the Van Halen song.

Pinch hit double by Pham makes it 3-2

And that’s it for Urquidy. Garcia in, tying run on 2B, one out

Joe West needs to be put out to pasture and take Angel Hernandez and CB Bucknor with him.

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Pretty sure that’s mega-fuckstick Ron Culpa behind home too.

Good job, Yimi.

Garcia puts out the fire. End of five…3-2 Astros

Nat King Cole. Now we’re all over the fucking place

Tucker with a 2-out single

Yuli follows with a single

Correa dribbles out to 3B

3-2 still

Brooks Raley in…because…well, it’s a close game and who better

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Walk to Meyer…tying run on base

Bunt single against the shift…two on, one out.

That’s all for Raley…Maton in