Tatis strikes out swinging
Through five…0-0
Heyward with a leadoff single, Astros first baserunner.
Dubón lines out to 3B, Machado drops it but the rule it was on the transfer. Which it was.
Meyers flies out F9
Altuve caught looking
Still no score.
Altuve was upset and yelling at himself after that strikeout on 4 straight sliders.
Welp
Did you leave the damn room, Hudson?!??
The Astros will do no scoring until the SD bullpen enters the game.
I did. Have to mix another cocktail.
Machado homers on the first pitch
You need a bar cart.
I have a bar. But it’s inside the house.
She said bar cart. I’ll allow it.
He needs a bar wench.
Hence bar cart, in that you cart it around with you so you do not need to go inside or to the other room.
2-out walk to Bogaerts
I don’t disagree. If Mrs Hawk would let me smoke in the house, the Astros might be undefeated
Or that. He would probably prefer.
For all her talents, Mrs Hawk ain’t much of a bartender. Sadie is even worse.
I don’t mind the Padres on balance, but Machado reslly rubs me the wrong way. I’m sure that if he knew that he’d change.
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