Astros @ Padres, August 22, 2020

Taylor Jones with his first big league home run

Yeah! Taylor!

In more ways than one.

Springer tattooed that ball but of course heā€™s out 5-3.

True, they are also on MLB Network.

Even the alternate is not on here. I donā€™t have MLB.

You donā€™t want to see them in this condition.

1 out double and thatā€™s it for Castellanos.

Biagini pitching

Thatā€™s odd. But youā€™re not missing their finest moments.

Biagini looks a mess.

Almost a spikes pitch, then air mails one over Garneauā€™s head.

Thatā€™s a classic Altuve bad pitch hit.

Ball was in the other batterā€™s box.

Yuli doing his part.

Heā€™s seen a total of 2 pitches in his last 2 ABs.

Machado is not exactly what youā€™d call a max effort guy.

No one will accuse him over over-hustling.

At the stretchā€¦11-2 Padres

Padres take the field with 8 men.

Finally someone comes in to play 1B.

They all fell asleep.

13-2

Grisham with three HRs tonight

Lucky bastards.