Gameday thinks Chas got hosed.
Or not. I’m sorry for doubting you Machete.
Machete!
Machete! One helluva time to hit your first homer of the year!
Thank you Maldonado!
Again, slurp shit, Evil Empire, and your smelly pirate hooker-mouthed “classy” fans.
Well done, Machete.
If you walk Tucker you fucking deserve to have a Machete drop on your head.
Bullshit, Sparks. It is the pitcher’s job as much as Yuil’s. Cannot leave it uncovered.
Exactly.
1st RBI for the year!
This game is gonna drive me to drinkin’
No kidding.
Sobering reality in the on deck circle.
And at the plate.
Could use a ground ball.
Every Astro run driven in by HR!
I appreciate that punch out on LeMahieu
Big K there.
Ideally Presley is behind the plate backing-up Yuli…
Great fucking win!
Yuli had to cover first on the batted ball, and I would have liked to have seen him move towards the plate after he knew there was no play at 1B, but jeez…Pressly was 60 feet away, the closest guy to the plate and just stood there with his thumb up his ass.
How about that one?!