Astros @ Mariners, August 31, 2021

I’m going to listen to the whole game, but I got no video

Tofu-licking, oyster-sucking, dugout-swabbing, downward-dogging gobs. I hope their hammocks split down the middle, and they hit the deck so hard it makes their peg-legs rattle. Time for bed. FTM.

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I’m lucky enough to be an hour earlier and also work from home without supervision.

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McCullers walked Bauers on 9th pitch of AB after France and Toro singled.

Bases loaded 2 outs.

1st pitch grounder right to Yuli.

No score after 4.

McCullers has made 84 pitches through 4.

Am I alone?

No point posting if everyone else is asleep

I’m in Boston, i can’t see the game.

But i did have one person say “go Houston” when i walked by in my Astros shirt. I was shocked but cheered when i heard it.

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Can you hear it?

Are you relying on us for PBP?

May such a sorry bunch of no good plaid shirt tied around their waist styling, no shaving, vegan cheese eating, albatross around their neck wearing, bad complexion having, fish throwing, salty scrod farmers’ sails never find wind and may they drift aimlessly off on the horizon.

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1 2 3 go the Astros in the 5th.

Meyers 6-3

Maldy Ks

Altuve flies to warning track in right.

Lance needs 3 quick easy outs here.

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Ks Crawford on the curve. 7 pitches

Haniger grounds to Altuve 2 pitches.

Seager. Flies out to left. 9 pitches.

Go 1 2 3 but they put 18 more pitches on Lance.

102 on the night but no runs.

Scoreless after 5.

Ok, it’s time to put up a crooked number.

Diaz Correa, Alvarez due up.

Diaz grounds to the pitcher.

Correa doubles to the right field wall.

First extra base hit for either team.

Soft pop-up to left for 2nd out.

This Marmelado guy is pissing me off

Ground out first to pitcher.

No score.

Yimi Garcia gets the 6th.