Astros @ Mariners, August 31, 2021

I suspect AFBD post-dates that reference.

Yeah, I gathered that.

You know what? for 20 years I’ve wondered just how beautiful that woman in the Diamond boxes was who sent Alkie and [I can’t remember who] into fits.

This HPU is a fucking disaster.

Back to back walks outs two on for Tucker

Just like Admiral Nelson said, go right at 'em.

Yep, no idea.

But if it involves Alkie I’m sure it’s a good one.

Astros strand a pair. No score

If Kelenic’s parents had any sense of humor, they would have named him Hiram.

I have no idea what that means. I tried to google, but came up with the 10 best colonics near Hiram, Georgia. I’m not sure that I can forget that any time soon.

No recollection of former Astro Jeff Heathcock whatsoever.

ā€œHiā€ is a common shortening of Hiram. An example would be the old Hi and Lois comic strip.

That would make him ā€œHi Kelenicā€, which my 12 year old soul finds hysterical.

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I hate the Mariners. Give 'em a sea water Hi Kelenic.

Machete hit with a 3-2 pitch. Hate it when that happens.

It’s the worst of all worlds.

I don’t mind it near as much when it is our boys doing the throwing.

Dang. Dang. Dang.

Well that ended quickly. Altuve pops up a 3-1 pitch, next pitch Diaz GIDP

No score

Yeah, this HPU is fuck.