Astros @ Mariners, August 31, 2021

I suspect AFBD post-dates that reference.

Yeah, I gathered that.

You know what? for 20 years Iā€™ve wondered just how beautiful that woman in the Diamond boxes was who sent Alkie and [I canā€™t remember who] into fits.

This HPU is a fucking disaster.

Back to back walks outs two on for Tucker

Just like Admiral Nelson said, go right at 'em.

Yep, no idea.

But if it involves Alkie Iā€™m sure itā€™s a good one.

Astros strand a pair. No score

If Kelenicā€™s parents had any sense of humor, they would have named him Hiram.

I have no idea what that means. I tried to google, but came up with the 10 best colonics near Hiram, Georgia. Iā€™m not sure that I can forget that any time soon.

No recollection of former Astro Jeff Heathcock whatsoever.

ā€œHiā€ is a common shortening of Hiram. An example would be the old Hi and Lois comic strip.

That would make him ā€œHi Kelenicā€, which my 12 year old soul finds hysterical.

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I hate the Mariners. Give 'em a sea water Hi Kelenic.

Machete hit with a 3-2 pitch. Hate it when that happens.

Itā€™s the worst of all worlds.

I donā€™t mind it near as much when it is our boys doing the throwing.

Dang. Dang. Dang.

Well that ended quickly. Altuve pops up a 3-1 pitch, next pitch Diaz GIDP

No score

Yeah, this HPU is fuck.