The quality of the rest of the offense is the only thing that’s tempering my desire to beat the ever loving shit out of Yainer.
Altuve gets rung up on a ball two inches off the plate, does not challenge. Cam gets rung up on a strike two inches over the plate, does challenge.
And we’ve wasted both challenges on not close pitches in the same inning.
1st and 3rd, nobody out and got FUCKING DICK.
This team is the stupidest bunch of fucking baseball idiots in the history of the sport.
Here we go again. Not only are they bad at baseball, they are fucking morons.
And another walk.
This shit is seriously unwatchably bad.
Just setting up the double play.
Outhitting the Mariners by TEN and tied.
Fucking pathetic.
And here comes Blubaugh to cough up the game.
If we DFAed Yainer tomorrow I’d throw a fucking party.
What a worthless sack of shit.
And even superman can’t cash in on a fucking meatball.
2-0 cookie popped up by Yordan with the sacked juiced and 2 outs.
Brutal.
Just bring in Abreu so I can go to bed
I wish I could say that wasn’t what I was thinking.
And we got vintage Abreu for exactly one batter.
Here comes the 2 run walkoff HR.
Not even missing close with his FB.
Two walks after a K, 8 balls in the last 9 pitches, and none of them were competitive. The 1 strike was a 3-0 meatball down the pipe.
And here comes the 9 hole hitter to end our misery.
Walked the based loaded after a strikeout.
Just absolutely hot garbage.
Jesus Fucking Christ Abreu.
Gets him down 0-2 then throws a fastball right down the fucking middle.
Fuck this team.
15 games in and they’ve already lost 4 games where they scored 6 or more.
Copy and replace with Abreu
Does Abreu have any options left? He needs some time in the minors to figure out how to pitch again.
Yeah, I’m done with Yainer and Abreu. Although I will say Abreu’s new Ace of Hearts neck tat is pretty sweet. I’ve always wanted one.