Astros @ Mariners, April 11, 2026

To a team hitting under .200 as a unit.

Four runs through five and a third is as much as you can hope for out of a starter around here.

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Downright heroic.

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Not a bad outing from our ace.

4 1/3. Heroic, but slightly less so.

Five runs so far. And he’s the stopper.

Pena right posterior knee tightness.

Jesus Fucking Christ I hate this fucking team.

Go sit in the outhouse and think about what you’ve fucking done.

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If you need a guy to not get thru the 5th he’s your man.

Along with everyone else.

And we’re tied.

What a fucking disaster this team is.

The Mariners have been a fucking black hole of offense until this series.

This pitching staff isn’t even AA. Fucking embarrassingly shitty.

Astros pitching have allowed TWENTY walks to score in this 8 game road trip.

Fucking christ.

The team ERA entered the night over 6, and barring some extra innings miracle, will again go up.

They’re going to be the first team in history to lead the league in runs scored and lose 120 games.

STOP SAYING IT’S A BULLPEN GAME, KALAS!

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Aaaaaaaand another dumbass challenge.

And great, Captain Wild Swing headed to the plate.

YOU FUCKING SCRUBASS COCK

Yainer gets a center/center meatball and can’t even get it out of the fucking infield.

Seriously, I hate this fucking team.

Such shitty, shitty baseball.