Astros @ Mariners, April 11, 2026

This made me curious how Janek’s doing in AA so far. Full-on laughed when I saw his OPS.

Very pleased that this game is taking the edge off my dealing with the Red Wings completing their annual collapse.

Castillo is driven away. Legumina is in.
(trying to think of a bean pun)

I don’t want to talk about it.

Pena out of the game, Nick Allen in.

Oh shit.

University of Denver won another title today.

Outshot 31-15 on the game.

Down 1-0 entering the 3rd.

Won 2-1.

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Who thought they would see “Lance McCullers: stopper” in a sentence this year?

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Je sus Fucking Christ I’m fucking sick and tired of Yanier and his shitty at bats.

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That’s three times Correa has stopped at 3B. Good grief man.

the fact that Yanier is hitting behind him makes Cam’s game even more impressive.

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He would’ve been out by 15 feet if they’d sent him. He does not run well anymore.

Because he jogged to 3B. He runs like Albert Pujols in his last season.

Oh Christ, the big game in the locker room per Julia this season is Settlers of Catan.

Fuckin’ nerds.

And here comes the pants shitting.

Let’s not splooge our pants just yet.

WALKED THE GODDDAMN 9 HOLE HITTER AGAIN.

FUCK’S SAKE

And throws a fucking meatball sweeper right down the middle 1-2.

Fucking brutal.

Single, E8 makes it 7-4 and the tying run at the plate. That’s all for McCullers.

Cruising along then gives up a few hits and walks the 9 hole hitter.