Astros @ Indians, July 3, 2021

Picture perfect inside out swing by Yuli.

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“The heart of the Houston order”.

I guess technically it’s accurate.

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Technically correct. Which is the best kind of correct.

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That’s the Stanek we need.

“2017 World Series, blah blah blah, you know the story” - this is the best announcer description I have heard.

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Need to punch another run or two across here.

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I say Castro bunt ‘em over, but we are approaching Death Valley.

Pretty sad when your first thought is to have your 5-hole hitter bunt with a lead and two runners on.

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At least he moved a runner and avoided the double play.

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A deep flyball, please.

Toro gotta lift one here.

Ugh

Where the fuck was Toro

Dammit.

Emergency swing on a neck high FB

Had two pitches to hit in the air. Took the both.

Man with this lineup, you’re really giving up four innings worth of at bats.

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Would be nice to have our real lineup against a guy like Karinchak. Just filthy.

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On a side note…I know she’s made up, but damn Lisa Loeb looks good for being in her mid-50s.

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Can he pitch for us in the bottom of the frame?