Astros @ DBacks, August 5, 2020

B4:

Walker…0-2…with a rule book double to LCF…Marte to 3B

Snakes with the tying run at 2B, nobody out

In defense of the announcing crews, I think they’re calling the games remotely from Houston.

Not that they won’t misjudge flyballs in person.

So I see that DET-STL was postponed. More COVID activity?

B4:

Escobar hit by the first pitch to load the bases

McCullers has completely lost it

Every one

Oswalt inning alert

The wheels are coming off, the axles are broken, and there’s oil all over the place

Geez, they’ve hit for the cycle in one inning. With no outs.

B4:

Peralta…0-2…1-2…2-2…triples to RF, bases cleared

DBacks now lead 5-4…still nobody out

B4:

Vogt doubles off the CF wall, Escobar scores

6-4

He’s done, Dusty.

Good grief, McCullers.

B4:

Jay taps back to the mound

Fucking embarrassing. McCullers just completely fell apart.

I thought radio guys traveled.

B4:

Ahmed lines to 3B

B4:

Marte doubles off the CF wall, Vogt scores

7-4

BP in the 4th inning.

And that’s it for McCullers. He just fell off a fucking cliff

Straw ain’t much of an outfielder