Astros @ DBacks, April 13, 2022

Let’s go Manfred.

I don’t know what’s going on with the bats but Javier and Montero are studs.

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Jim Reynolds has been fucking awful today.

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I had a nice nap between innings 5 and 6.

Now would be an excellent time for Maldy to get his first hit of the season,

Holy fuck, after stepping away, I just rewound the game to figure out how Pena got to 2B.

Don’t sell Neris short

“OK guys, not sure if you’ve heard of him, but this next guy swings at everything and can’t have a strategic at bat to save his life…”

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You’ll have to rewind a couple of years.

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I read this right as Altuve swung out of his goddamn pants at a 88 MPH meatball on the inside corner and missed.

Yep, I wasn’t paying attention and was blinded by Manfred’s something

How’d you not see that coming?

Strap a diaper on Alvarez and get him in the on deck circle, please.

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Blinded by the blight.

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Was not funny the first time either.

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I did the same damn thing.

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Holy Fuck, Oliver Perez is still alive/in baseball?!

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Also: Nice job Bregman

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He’s the last out of the inning lefty hitter specialist.

Seems like that’s whoever is pitching to Tucker lately.

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