I’m here tonight behind home plate, let’s kick some ass
Like…with your mask and mitt?
Let’s hope he’s umpiring.
Mine would be the only ass getting kicked if I tried that
You couldn’t be worse
WooHoo, Astros on the corners!
Tucker with an RBI groundout, 1-0 after four pitches
Opposite field hits, especially with a runner on first, are some of my favorite things.
We should make The Sound of Music tonight’s game theme.
How do solve a problem like Montero?
The inning is dead with the sound of GIDP
I hate giving the other team discounts. We scored, but just the one when we coulda …
Arenado with a 2-out single
Followed by a wild pitch. Blah.
I hate Weiss, I hate Weiss…
Been waiting years for that one, haven’t you?
Honestly? Hadn’t thought of it until now.
Bunt for a basehit and sliding in graceful
Astros abound on the paths by the baseful
Diaz with a leadoff single
Some of those swings were ugly.